year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
(Source: joshfrancesgay, via pleasantlypinkxo)
